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Sexy storefront in Pirate's Alley.
Jazz musicians in Storyville, Freddie Keppard and Big Eye Nelson
Tour guide Jackson entertainig guests in front of a storefront in Pirate's Alley
Filles du Rois, Daughters of the King, in Quebec.
Mascot cover, "Lewd and Abandoned"


The Badly Behaved Women
Who Made New Orleans Tour

with suggested historic cocktails

2 Hours, 30 min. Duration

Madam Josie Arlington
A view of Storyville
Bellocq portrait of woman under sheet.
The view from Pirate's Alley

Adults Only (18+)

Tickets $29

2 PM
Friday-Sunday

Private tours offered - call for details!

ALL TOURS ARE SMALL GROUPS,

 15 GUESTS MAXIMUM

Sin, vice, and red light districts were weaved into the fabric of New Orleans, from its early days as a French colony, when our city's founding mothers would hang their red lanterns outside wooden shacks; to Storyville, our world-famous red light district (1897-1917), where queen-madams decked in diamonds lived in palaces of marble and mahogany -- and the early pioneers of jazz music entertained customers. There was even an on-stage "Sex Circus"!

Learn the truth about dance halls, brothels,  and a few vices you've never even imagined! We share some laughs and answer the group's questions. Our tours bring these incredible time periods to like with fun extras like a book of visuals, a take-home Polaroid of your group, & more!

Take home a piece of New Orleans history you'll never forget.


WARNING: This tour contains discussion of graphic sexual topics, drug use, and all manner of unspeakable things -- get your tickets now!

Meeting Place: The corner of Decatur & Barracks Sts., by the old U.S. Mint.

- TOUR ITINERARY -

View of Fifi Mahoney's

Part One

1 Hour & Change

We begin with refreshments, coffee or cocktails are both available! Then we'll see vice districts like Gallatin St., the roughest street in the U.S. in the 1800s. We'll see old brothels, hear how our early French king Louis XV became a sex trafficker, and even wrapped the Ursulines nuns up in his bizarre schemes!

We'll see real brothels of the past, even one reported to be the House of the Rising Sun (or is it "rising son"?). Hear about the many famous and respectable citizens who knowingly rented to madams and profited immensely off prostitution.


Hear about Marie Laveau, our famous Voudou queen -- wait, what is she doing on this tour? She wasn't a... high-end madam whose clients were the most powerful men in the city? Let's talk. On this tour, you get the real New Orleans history, not fit to print on most tours.

Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop

Cocktail Breaks!

We'll visit three bars along the way, two with suggested historic cocktails like the Vieux Carre and Sazerac that we'll discuss the history of!

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1 Hour & Change

Part Two

See old Basin St., where our first madams hung red lanterns outside of old wooden shacks in the French colonies. Blocks away, see Storyville, our turn-of-the-century red light district, where Madams ruled like queens, in palaces of marble, walnut, and mahogany. They made millions and controlled New Orleans politics. Even before prostitution was legal, a queen-madam killed her U.S. Senator lover in the city and got off scot free!

These pleasure-palaces weren't built to last, there's not much Storyville architecture left to see. Instead, we take you to Louis Armstrong Park, which overlooks Basin St. and what used to be Storyville, where there's usually plenty of seating where we can show you photos of the wildest madams you've ever heard of, their brothels, and discuss the rich history of the place.

We've authored a number of five-star tours, and there's really nothing like this one! It's our favorite!!

Tickets $29

2 PM Friday-Sunday

Private tours offered - call for details.

​Meeting Place: The corner of Decatur & Barracks Sts.,

by the old U.S. mint